just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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