I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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