If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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