So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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