But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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