if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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