yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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