is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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