Dual....:-)
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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