I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
