he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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