i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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