my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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