Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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