you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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