So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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