This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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