I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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