So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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