Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Congratulations! We have a period
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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