That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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