I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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