butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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