You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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