whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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