I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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