oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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