ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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