There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
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I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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