My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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