Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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