the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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