im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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