Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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