i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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