If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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