Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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