Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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