She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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