No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
