Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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