On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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