i permit you to call me
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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