bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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