Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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