Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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