I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I understand Curling. That high.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
where are my eyebrows?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize