we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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