It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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