He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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