Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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