My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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