I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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