what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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