I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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