just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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