this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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