You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
